hello kitty

I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy. Things got weird after that.

Okay, fine, I guess if you REALLY want to you can wear clothing that is ostensibly intended for whatever age group you want. But could we at least meet halfway and wear long skirts? What happens when you bend over to tie your shoe? No one wants to see that!

Going number two at a music festival: Still not kawaii.

I'm sure the Jack Daniels has something to do with it.

Fact = Your clothing is terrible

The chemicals from all that paint must be leaking to her brain. She can barely keep her eyes open.

Oh the wide-eyed youth. Little do they know their hair will look like this again in 70 years, but not on purpose.

Besides, don't you feel guilty whenever you sit down?

Anakin Skywalker's Backup Costume

Please line up single file, ladies!

Will pink ever stop being the new black?

WAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Behold the air guitar king.