heels

And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

Anyone else old enough to remember these ads?

You can still hobble in style.

Man, it's really been a solid week of hoof-like massive platform boots.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

Here's hoping he left his whips and chain of command at home.

I see those all the time!

This is... Mortal Kombat?!

Clearly, there's plenty to go around.