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The runway is a full contact sport, people!

And just when you thought they couldn't get any more precarious:

As far as cross-dressing at gay pride parades go, this is the equivalent of going to Carnegie Hall in sweatpants and a Corona T-shirt.

And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

She probably had to knock down at least three or four stacks of lead cans to get those hammers, I wouldn't doubt her ability to throw a punch either.

Dude, I mean, dude. Think of the sweet dunks you'll be able to pull off in these things. Think about it.