heels

So hip, so Stylish!

Clearly, there's plenty to go around.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

If he dispenses vigilante justice, he'd be like a cross between The Rock from Walking Tall and Uma Thurman from Kill Bill. I'd see that movie.

And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

Heels are hard enough to walk in, but, WTF are those?!

Notice how everyone is smartly keeping their distance.