heels

Heels are hard enough to walk in, but, WTF are those?!

You can still hobble in style.

inb4 "I've seen enough hentai..."

Hmmm... or maybe this is just a proof of concept for a zany action movie idea...

If he dispenses vigilante justice, he'd be like a cross between The Rock from Walking Tall and Uma Thurman from Kill Bill. I'd see that movie.

How do they not break off as soon as she starts walking? That has got to be an art.