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I mean, coordinated couples outfits are just the sweetest thing.

Apparently "creepy, life-size doll" is a fashion decision. I know all you ne're-do-well pedobears out there are diggin' on it. Note: I do not promote IRL pedobears in any fashion, nor do I promote this lady.

You just sit down, and you're good to go.

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

There's more broken hearts at Dating Fails!