I tip my hat to you, and have a wonderful day. Where are the days where people used to talk with such dignity and respect. Now it's all MAGA this and Save the Planet that. Why not just go back to good old fashion headgear. You know, to cover that massive bald patch you pretend you don't have.

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But seriously, you're going about the whole dating thing all wrong. There are a million Mac fanatics, but only one of them is Steve Jobs. If you want to attract a rich guy, you need to be much more targeted about it. Otherwise, it's like using a shovel to pick up a fallen contact lens.