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Five bucks says the rolled-up thing in his pocket is the outline to his Bukowski-esque Coming of Age novel set in the rural midwest.

Am I to assume there is a company called German Apparel (or whatever word means apparel in german) that just makes traditional german hipster clothes?

But I know a guy you should definitely meet. This is in his living room:

Underwear goes under your clothes, asshat.

So, his hair is made of stuffing, right?

...and now i'm a stingray!