haircut

If it worked for the Beatles it can work for you guys, right?

At least he's still got both ears

Alright, so, your head is nearly shaved to begin with, but you want it to look even MORE like a bowling ball? Be my guest, bro.

Skrillex agrees with this assessment.

Can you shave your chest hair to resemble mashed potatoes? That would be rad.

I mean, "Wow" was there at one point, but it was followed by "I really need to get out of this corner of the internet."