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The Mad Hatter can have her.

Excuse me miss, I believe your tail is growing a tail.

Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."

When a man walks down the street wearing this necklace, you know he isn't scared of anyone. But, he does get a lot of laughs.

No, I don't think I'll be cutting you in line today.

At least they recycle...

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.