You better point that gun someplace else. Ahhhh you're just happy to see me no worries. This "pinnacle" of human achievement has defined the modern world ever since it's inception, so if you like you're firearms, lock and load and get ready to have a blast.
These lone jungle walkers keep the peace between all manner of jungle beasts. They often settle domestic disputes between jaguar and caterpillars.
That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.
Hmmm... or maybe this is just a proof of concept for a zany action movie idea...
She gave peace a chance, but now she's trying something new.
"THE OPERATION GOES DOWN TONIGHT. TANGO FOXTROT BRAVO, WE'RE GOING DARK."
Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.