guidette

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.