gross

This is in no way funny or cool. Just disturbing...

Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

Are they going for the post-apocalyptic, radiation cancer look? Chernobyl is SO HOT right now.

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

This rates high on the scary scale. And like I needed another reason to shudder when I see her.

Perfect for that Mary Roach-loving physiology major in your life!