gross

I wonder if she's gonna actually catch a fish with those...

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

... I mean fattest.

Perfect for that Mary Roach-loving physiology major in your life!

Especially not there. What were they thinking?

I mean I guess she could still be working...

No matter how conservative you may be you'd still probably ask her to take this off.

You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!