gross

I thought the same thing until I met your mother...

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

I mean I guess she could still be working...

This rates high on the scary scale. And like I needed another reason to shudder when I see her.

This is in no way funny or cool. Just disturbing...

It's like getting second hand clothes... from yourself.

It's the first sign of the apocalypse. All the way!

Yo dawg, zombies, etc.

You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

Sorry gals, guys actually like it when you put some effort into your outfit...