gross

Hyper color stripes have never been known for their slimming properties.

Yo dawg, zombies, etc.

No matter how conservative you may be you'd still probably ask her to take this off.

Especially not there. What were they thinking?

It's the first sign of the apocalypse. All the way!

I mean I guess she could still be working...

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

Sorry gals, guys actually like it when you put some effort into your outfit...

You really didn't have to get all dolled up for me...

That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

Never put your head in a balloon.