gross

Especially not there. What were they thinking?

That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.

Are they going for the post-apocalyptic, radiation cancer look? Chernobyl is SO HOT right now.

I thought the same thing until I met your mother...

Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

This rates high on the scary scale. And like I needed another reason to shudder when I see her.

Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

You really didn't have to get all dolled up for me...

No matter how conservative you may be you'd still probably ask her to take this off.