gross

Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Are they going for the post-apocalyptic, radiation cancer look? Chernobyl is SO HOT right now.

... I mean fattest.

You really didn't have to get all dolled up for me...

It's the first sign of the apocalypse. All the way!

That wouldn't even work anyway, you couldn't just use my number as yours... oooooohhh I get it now! Still no.