green

I know, I know, someone should make a pun on "trashy" here. BUT! I think that's a recycling bin! So instead we should do "reused."

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

This clothing brought to you by Mountain Dew.

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

Sometimes the distinction is blurred.

What does the lightest side look like?

You really want to be noticed don't you?