green

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

I know, I know, someone should make a pun on "trashy" here. BUT! I think that's a recycling bin! So instead we should do "reused."

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

Sometimes the distinction is blurred.

This clothing brought to you by Mountain Dew.

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

You really want to be noticed don't you?

What does the lightest side look like?