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Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

Sometimes the distinction is blurred.

What does the lightest side look like?

You really want to be noticed don't you?

I know, I know, someone should make a pun on "trashy" here. BUT! I think that's a recycling bin! So instead we should do "reused."

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