green

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

This clothing brought to you by Mountain Dew.

I know, I know, someone should make a pun on "trashy" here. BUT! I think that's a recycling bin! So instead we should do "reused."

You really want to be noticed don't you?

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

Sometimes the distinction is blurred.

What does the lightest side look like?

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!