green

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

I don't know what is more horrifying, the suit or the tan lines.

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

You really want to be noticed don't you?

What does the lightest side look like?

Sometimes the distinction is blurred.

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

This clothing brought to you by Mountain Dew.

I know, I know, someone should make a pun on "trashy" here. BUT! I think that's a recycling bin! So instead we should do "reused."