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It still wouldn't look this tacky!

Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

I know the further back in time you go the more belts people wore. Keeping your pants up and your dresses down was a real problem in the 14th century.