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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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They Named Him Midas

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I'm Too Sexy for This Foil

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Someone Should Tell Him That They Make Shiny Fabric Now

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Trike Accidents are Rough

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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

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In Case Your Uggs Needed More DISCO FLAIR

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As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

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If Liberace and Donald Trump Had a Child...

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It still wouldn't look this tacky!

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Uncle Creepy's Coming to Stay for a While

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And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

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