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It still wouldn't look this tacky!

And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.

Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!