glitter

I'm workin' in a coal mine, goin' down down down.

Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

It's like something out of a mashup of The Nutcracker and Saturday Night Fever.

But unless the nails are also made of adamantium, I'd hate to see those hands try to wipe after using the bathroom.

Germany's Harald Glöööckler lacks aesthetics.