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Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

But unless the nails are also made of adamantium, I'd hate to see those hands try to wipe after using the bathroom.

It's like something out of a mashup of The Nutcracker and Saturday Night Fever.

I'm workin' in a coal mine, goin' down down down.

Germany's Harald Glöööckler lacks aesthetics.