glitter

It's like something out of a mashup of The Nutcracker and Saturday Night Fever.

Kids! Shoes are not for eating. Don't try this at home.

I'm workin' in a coal mine, goin' down down down.

Germany's Harald Glöööckler lacks aesthetics.

But unless the nails are also made of adamantium, I'd hate to see those hands try to wipe after using the bathroom.