glasses

Bringing others down around you: when intentional, it's a powerful weapon.

Male or Female? You decide!

And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

(Or the hipster-loving cat.)

I'll just leave this here without comment.

I know this is Richard Simmons, but this, this is going too far.

"You can even look directly at the sun with these! %100 Sun Protection!"