Not bad, but they forgot the most important one:
I know this is Richard Simmons, but this, this is going too far.
Someone get Dr. Who to beat him back to whenever-the-hell he came from.
The shades help him see better.
This is shocking and I'm no talking about static electricity.
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Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.