This lap won't sit on itself, ladies.
...or a fugitive from 1992.
50 Cent's tweets get weirder every day.
I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good tropical snack?
Why even have a belt?
I don't advise rolling through the hood looking like this.
Gangsters: What happened?
It's always the most unassuming kids that ball the hardest.
Guess which half?
Is that blood in the tub?!