fur

Two belts and you still can't adjust your pants properly? Surely there must be some sort of award for this.

My friends over at PEMA (People for Ethical Muppet Action) are going to have a field day with this.

The jacket, that is.

The last brave pioneer of the shaggy West.

Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

"Snuggles, SNUGGLES!...crap, has anyone seen my cat? Screw it, he'll find his own way home."

I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

Cosplaying Animorphs? Also, she loves pissing off PETA, huh?

I have a feeling this guy has very few people disagreeing with him.

Big fur coats work well with purple baseball caps apparently.