face paint

Woman who took the word "cougar" waaaay beyond

Fact: Biggie dedicated his hit single to this woman.

Step on stage, the girls boo too much.

QUICK, FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET, THEY WILL BE NONE THE WISER.

The chemicals from all that paint must be leaking to her brain. She can barely keep her eyes open.

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

You know how it is, sometimes you're just surfing the internet, minding your own business, and then you just get the weirdest urge to be the most kawaii being desu in all of desu the land desu desu desu.

I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.