ears

There's a hat for that.

The precious likes these overalls, yes she does...

The wings are magical, but they're only good for lifting you off the ground for 2 seconds at a time.

Woman who took the word "cougar" waaaay beyond

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

Last I checked, this does give you Daredevil-esque super-hearing abilities. I'm pretty sure science can back me up on this one.

I guess they called him "Dumbo" for a reason.

Alt title: What a terrible Easter Bunny. She keeps breaking the eggs she's supposed to hide.