ears

There's a hat for that.

Last I checked, this does give you Daredevil-esque super-hearing abilities. I'm pretty sure science can back me up on this one.

I guess they called him "Dumbo" for a reason.

Woman who took the word "cougar" waaaay beyond

Alt title: What a terrible Easter Bunny. She keeps breaking the eggs she's supposed to hide.

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

The precious likes these overalls, yes she does...

The wings are magical, but they're only good for lifting you off the ground for 2 seconds at a time.