ears

Last I checked, this does give you Daredevil-esque super-hearing abilities. I'm pretty sure science can back me up on this one.

Woman who took the word "cougar" waaaay beyond

I guess they called him "Dumbo" for a reason.

Alt title: What a terrible Easter Bunny. She keeps breaking the eggs she's supposed to hide.

MEEEEEEOOOOOW! Oww! Seriously, OW! You're hurting me.

The precious likes these overalls, yes she does...

The wings are magical, but they're only good for lifting you off the ground for 2 seconds at a time.

There's a hat for that.