earrings

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

I can't tell if the woman sitting behind them is about to cry or burst out laughing.

Oh dear, clearly the one on the left is injured by the other gentleman's lewd implications.

I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.

We'll discuss the rest later.