earrings

Or friends. But you have Blu-Ray support!

Cast this man in the remake, stat.

I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.

If you're going to wear a Doors vinyl record on your ear, don't you think People Are Strange would be a more appropriate song?