earrings

I was so tempted to call this a win, because her earrings match each other: one will give you a pleasant nicotine buzz (JUST KIDDING CHILDREN, CIGS ARE BAD MMKAY) while the other will help you avoid making your breath stink. But then I saw the "overalls" and my mind lapsed back into failmode.

We'll discuss the rest later.

I can't tell if the woman sitting behind them is about to cry or burst out laughing.

Yo dawg, zombies, etc.