dude parts

Is this a recurring theme on Cinco de Mayo?

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

No no, I swear mom, it's just the Olympics! No really!

Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

What's that? Left foot on red too? I couldn't possibly do that!

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

Party time!

This is Baggy Pants 101 dude, no excuses.

Don't worry, I'm sure they make some in your size.