dude parts

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

Is this a recurring theme on Cinco de Mayo?

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

Don't worry, I'm sure they make some in your size.

Party time!

This is Baggy Pants 101 dude, no excuses.

No no, I swear mom, it's just the Olympics! No really!

Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

What's that? Left foot on red too? I couldn't possibly do that!

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.