dude parts

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

Is this a recurring theme on Cinco de Mayo?

No no, I swear mom, it's just the Olympics! No really!

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

What's that? Left foot on red too? I couldn't possibly do that!

Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

Oh man, I can't wait to hide snacks and treats in that extra leg. That should be usefu - WAIT A MINUTE.

What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

Don't worry, I'm sure they make some in your size.

This is Baggy Pants 101 dude, no excuses.

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.