dude parts

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

Oh man, I can't wait to hide snacks and treats in that extra leg. That should be usefu - WAIT A MINUTE.

No no, I swear mom, it's just the Olympics! No really!

Straight from the pages of the Sunday not-so-funnies!

What's that? Left foot on red too? I couldn't possibly do that!

I mean, this night of casual sexytimes isn't going to get rolling on its own.

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

Don't worry, I'm sure they make some in your size.

Is this a recurring theme on Cinco de Mayo?

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

This is Baggy Pants 101 dude, no excuses.

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS OR TAP ON THE GLASS. THANK YOU. The council for Weird Asian Stuff thanks you for your courtesy.