duck lips

I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

Suddenly it all makes so much sense!

You are not Kim Kardashian. You are also not a duck. Quit making that lame face!

How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

Bump and grind together.

That poor girl has been abducted by three aliens.