duck lips

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

You are not Kim Kardashian. You are also not a duck. Quit making that lame face!

I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

That poor girl has been abducted by three aliens.

Suddenly it all makes so much sense!

Bump and grind together.