duck lips

Suddenly it all makes so much sense!

Kudos for attempting to hide your shame with a pair of glasses, but it's just not working honey.

I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

Bump and grind together.

How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

You are not Kim Kardashian. You are also not a duck. Quit making that lame face!