dress

This would be a great dress for a "Night at the Opera"! Am I right?

Actually, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

This year, she's sure to be elected Prom Wench

Bonus points for whoever can tell me the name of the guy on the poster below the World of Warcraft poster. I'm genuinely curious, it's probably where this awkward dresser gets his inspiration for long hair.

Are those the Spice Girls?

Too bad nobody at the dance will see them.

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.

It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you'll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.

Looks like the lady behind him came prepared, surgical mask and all.

"Oh how I wish these iron horses would hurry up, I'll be missing polo in a minute!"

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.