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The runway gets weirder and weirder every year.

Bonus points for whoever can tell me the name of the guy on the poster below the World of Warcraft poster. I'm genuinely curious, it's probably where this awkward dresser gets his inspiration for long hair.

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

This would be a great dress for a "Night at the Opera"! Am I right?

Actually, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!

This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

She's probably a Richie Rich cosplayer.

I mean, because I am all down for that.

Those two should totally dress as each other. I think they'd make an adorable couple.

That awkward moment when you can't tell if you're looking at fashion or performance art...