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Those stuffed animals are not going to act as a helmet if somebody decides to take their road rage out on you!

Bonus points for whoever can tell me the name of the guy on the poster below the World of Warcraft poster. I'm genuinely curious, it's probably where this awkward dresser gets his inspiration for long hair.

When she leaves the interview, she'll walk backwards. They will never know.

Because who wouldn't want to feel the cold arachnoid embrace of an Alien all day and night?

Alt title: What a terrible Easter Bunny. She keeps breaking the eggs she's supposed to hide.

It takes work.

Drugs add 20 years to your body, and possibly also a pair of testicles.

Silly hipsters. You'll learn someday!

...this dress has a cat-themed newspaper print.

Lose the shoes and maybe we'll talk.