dress

Army of Darkness inspired fashion, pls!

Your thoughts...

You lost the bet, you carry the pole and wear the dress!

This year, she's sure to be elected Prom Wench

The spreading of the legs, however, seems to take the dress apart.

Not even our schools are safe from the poor dress choices!

That thing is still worth, like, three dollars.

I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.

I mean, certainly there's some sort of context that makes wearing a lace globe of fabric reasonable, but I certainly don't know it.