dress

"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you'll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.

PLEASE, I CAN HANDLE THE BURTON-ESQUE APPROPRIATION OF GOTHIC STYLE, BUT NOT THE PENGUIN!

...this dress has a cat-themed newspaper print.

I mean, how are you supposed to enjoy low low prices while also showing off your gyaru? It's just impossible.

I mean, because I am all down for that.

Don't laugh, her kid made that dress for her at summer camp.