dreads

Why are you people just standing around? RUN!!! RUN!!!

With a little work you may be able to utilize those dreads a bludgeoning weapon during the coming apocalypse!

It's cool though, he uses that hair to anchor down on his sweet fishing boat on the reef.

Why are you pushing that tire around a playground...is this where club kids come to exercise?

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.