dreads

It's cool though, he uses that hair to anchor down on his sweet fishing boat on the reef.

Why are you pushing that tire around a playground...is this where club kids come to exercise?

Why are you people just standing around? RUN!!! RUN!!!

To be fair the dreads are totally the source of his being.

With a little work you may be able to utilize those dreads a bludgeoning weapon during the coming apocalypse!