dreadlocks

It's like a movie crossover between "Up" and "Metalocalypse" in the making.

Hold on, looks like you've got something in your hair. Looks like more hair.

Where The Situation is Jewish and Snooki has dreads.

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

With a little work you may be able to utilize those dreads a bludgeoning weapon during the coming apocalypse!