dreadlocks

Hold on, looks like you've got something in your hair. Looks like more hair.

Where The Situation is Jewish and Snooki has dreads.

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

With a little work you may be able to utilize those dreads a bludgeoning weapon during the coming apocalypse!

It's like a movie crossover between "Up" and "Metalocalypse" in the making.