doll

Nightmare fuel.

I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.

When your dolls look five times more dressed up than you do, that's not a reason to parade them around in public. That's a reason to reexamine your life.

Apparently "creepy, life-size doll" is a fashion decision. I know all you ne're-do-well pedobears out there are diggin' on it. Note: I do not promote IRL pedobears in any fashion, nor do I promote this lady.

They both look clueless to me.

Insert requisite pedobear shoop here.