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I mean, coordinated couples outfits are just the sweetest thing.

It's so hard to tell these days!

An actual shirt that is actually for sale... for $284. Chimp bait is more expensive than I thought.

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.

I mean, you can really pick out the movements in the colors and patterns here. It's all quite amazing.

What if you could hide an ugly outfit IN the heel of those shoes? WOAH.

My intestines didn't need all that excess space anyway. We're cool.

Na na na na na na na, Na na na na na~ na

Is he dressed "Poorly"? Not necessarily. However, this bag is giving me as much of a headache as any muffin-top or pair of neon-pants that I've seen on this site.

I mean hey, if it works for weddings...

UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

It's okay, go on without me, I can camp out on this kneecap here.

These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!