An actual shirt that is actually for sale... for $284. Chimp bait is more expensive than I thought.
It's so hard to tell these days!
I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...
Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.
My intestines didn't need all that excess space anyway. We're cool.
Is he dressed "Poorly"? Not necessarily. However, this bag is giving me as much of a headache as any muffin-top or pair of neon-pants that I've seen on this site.
Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.
And I hate having dead virtual animals from the '90s on my shirt. UGH.
What if you could hide an ugly outfit IN the heel of those shoes? WOAH.
These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!