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These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

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Whether a paper cut is better or worse than cutting yourself while shaving, however, has yet to be determined.

"STYLE" AND "FASHION" ARE BLASPHEMY.

I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...

And I hate having dead virtual animals from the '90s on my shirt. UGH.

I mean, coordinated couples outfits are just the sweetest thing.

It's okay, go on without me, I can camp out on this kneecap here.

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

My intestines didn't need all that excess space anyway. We're cool.

I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.