denim

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?

Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

I mean the least you could do is be consistent!

Or maybe it's supposed to be rust stains. We like the other idea better.

Tight body suits aren't the best idea for parties

Don't laugh, her kid made that dress for her at summer camp.

"Men and teenage boys love to be fashionable too!!"

Making the Canadian Suit fabulous again.

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

This is so she can blend in in Canada.