denim

Tight body suits aren't the best idea for parties

"Men and teenage boys love to be fashionable too!!"

Or maybe it's supposed to be rust stains. We like the other idea better.

Well hey, if people are going to look at your rear-end all day, you may as well get some soulless cats to stare back, right?

This is so she can blend in in Canada.

Making the Canadian Suit fabulous again.

Don't laugh, her kid made that dress for her at summer camp.

That must chafe horribly.

Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

I mean the least you could do is be consistent!

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.