dancing

Wearing that shirt will help the guy stay chaste.

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

Here we have 57 seconds of very tasteful interpretive dance. Side note: prepared to be freaked out by the crazy blue lady in the background

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

He gets all the tang.