dancing

He gets all the tang.

Here we have 57 seconds of very tasteful interpretive dance. Side note: prepared to be freaked out by the crazy blue lady in the background

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

Wearing that shirt will help the guy stay chaste.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!