dad

Probably not until home plate, I imagine.

He must be one of the Munsters' estranged relatives.

Oh, the things you can make your parents do...

Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."

Do they not know what it says?!

And who said dads couldn't rock the Justin Bieber haircut?

Unless you are playing a bagpipe or you are in the thick of battle with the troops of Edward I, you cannot wear the kilt. Sorry, them's the rules.

With slight grass stains around the soles from chasing after golf balls.

I don't care what anybody says, that man right there is a badass.