cute

Her BFF is a potato, your argument is invalid.

Last I checked, this does give you Daredevil-esque super-hearing abilities. I'm pretty sure science can back me up on this one.

You might not be winning any favors with the fashion police, but all the more power to your marriage!

If you squee'd a little looking at this, then check If Style Could Kill to find where you can order your own (not that yours truly is going to be doing anything like that... oh no. Me? Never...)

They just don't make cute men's shirts for me these days. What a shame.