crossdressing

No takers? None?

Unless that's... no, it can't be...

Lose the bald spot and we'll talk. Maybe.

The tragic accident at the nuclear plant behind him fused his body with that of Zsa Zsa Gabor's.

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

If there was such a thing as a fairy god-mother of crack this would be it. And apparently someone followed her home.

And to think, I just wanted a G.I. Joe party when I was that age, who knew "tranny" was in the mix!

Don't worry, a couple more lagers like that and he/she will be a fine catch.

Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.

'Tootsie' forgot to shave again.

Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero?

I have nothing more to say.