cross dressing

I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.

The zoo's newest attraction, people-watching!

Bonus points for whoever can tell me the name of the guy on the poster below the World of Warcraft poster. I'm genuinely curious, it's probably where this awkward dresser gets his inspiration for long hair.

I didn't even want to find her!

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

Hit me baby one more time.

Steve was not invited because of his atrocious taste in blouses. He also insulted Bill's delightful lemon meringue recipe the last time we brought him here. Such rude behavior is not acceptable.

Not even our schools are safe from the poor dress choices!

If he dispenses vigilante justice, he'd be like a cross between The Rock from Walking Tall and Uma Thurman from Kill Bill. I'd see that movie.