crocs

No. We don't joke about these sorts of things here. These are just the actual worst. Go home. We're done with the internet forever.

Or alligator, as the case may be.

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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

I think I just threw up a little...

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