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Gotta give them credit for athleticism though!

Because it's better than wearing nothing at all. But still, don't you have anything in wool? Or cotton? Or chainmail?

I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.

The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...

Excuse me, Mr. Cheeks would like to have a word with you.

Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

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Maybe we should have stopped partying after the second bar.