contacts

That's just... maSCARY. Am I right?

crickets

Guys?

She was probably the first in line to Snakes on a Plane,Anaconda, and Zookeeper Willy's Reptile House demonstration at her local zoo. And if you like all things snakes check some more out here. 

Yep, we get it, your contacts are very striking. You can relax your eye muscles now. I'll have whatever brand of V-8 juice she's having.