contacts

Yep, we get it, your contacts are very striking. You can relax your eye muscles now. I'll have whatever brand of V-8 juice she's having.

She was probably the first in line to Snakes on a Plane,Anaconda, and Zookeeper Willy's Reptile House demonstration at her local zoo. And if you like all things snakes check some more out here. 

That's just... maSCARY. Am I right?

crickets

Guys?