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Nothing gets him more excited than this.

I'm gonna puke a rainbow if I look at this any longer.

I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.