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Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Quit pulling on her hair... things, too.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.