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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Nothing gets him more excited than this.

I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.