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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

I'm gonna puke a rainbow if I look at this any longer.

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Quit pulling on her hair... things, too.

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!