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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Nothing gets him more excited than this.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.