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I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

And the bracelets are laced with LSD.

I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

I'm gonna puke a rainbow if I look at this any longer.

Quit pulling on her hair... things, too.

Nothing gets him more excited than this.