clown

Or parade. Or marathon. Whatever floats your boat, really.

The Ledger Cult has formed, what a sad world we live in.

Oh no, I sleep with the light on every night. That's totally normal. It's just something I do. Don't worry about it.

I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.

Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.