clown

So is this a wedding, circus, family reunion, graduation, or prom?

Clever sleeve design, if I should say so myself.

Or parade. Or marathon. Whatever floats your boat, really.

I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.

Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

Is this a new company policy or something?

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

The Ledger Cult has formed, what a sad world we live in.

Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.

For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.