clever

I mean hey, if it works for weddings...

I was never too familiar with the economics of this sort of thing. Whatever, we're in a recession, do what you gotta do!

It's so hard to tell these days!

Nothing to see here, move along people.

You can pre-order the shirt here, if you feel so inclined!

Then again, after you factor in how expensive ballpark food is this might be the most expensive hat we've featured on this site.

If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

Who doesn't get a rise out of a ribald pun?