classic

I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

Check out more of these sweet fashion photoshops over in the via link. You know you want to, dude.

Just a few low payments of $59.99 and you'll be ready to zip around a 1960s themed space-station, and arrogantly saunter to your droopy-collar parties. Go ahead, make Buck Rogers jealous.

...and the full moon on the horizon is rosier than ever.

They just don't make cute men's shirts for me these days. What a shame.

all other onesies are now inferior.

And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."