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This rates high on the scary scale. And like I needed another reason to shudder when I see her.

The rules are simple: Only one ridiculous and terrible looking pattern, otherwise we boot you from the establishment.

There's plenty of curtain left for the flower girl!

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Seriously. If you're going to wear that shirt, stop slouching.

Too bad nobody at the dance will see them.

Now you see him, now you don't.

Hell's Angels wouldn't have him, but only because they were secretly afraid.