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Too bad nobody at the dance will see them.

This must have been for The Hangover.

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

There's plenty of curtain left for the flower girl!

Now you see him, now you don't.

The rules are simple: Only one ridiculous and terrible looking pattern, otherwise we boot you from the establishment.

Seriously. If you're going to wear that shirt, stop slouching.

This rates high on the scary scale. And like I needed another reason to shudder when I see her.

Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."