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This rates high on the scary scale. And like I needed another reason to shudder when I see her.

Seriously. If you're going to wear that shirt, stop slouching.

Too bad nobody at the dance will see them.

This must have been for The Hangover.

The rules are simple: Only one ridiculous and terrible looking pattern, otherwise we boot you from the establishment.

Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."

Hell's Angels wouldn't have him, but only because they were secretly afraid.

Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Now you see him, now you don't.