butt

Because it's better than wearing nothing at all. But still, don't you have anything in wool? Or cotton? Or chainmail?

Can't. Stop. Staring. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kick.

You just sit down, and you're good to go.

First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.

GOD you guys are disgusting.

I mean seriously, your technique is terrible. That window is never getting clean that way.

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Oneal Ron Morris Faces New Charges In 'Toxic Tush' Case.

No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."