bro

He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

Also, protip for models: there is already a large hole in the middle of your shirt. You don't need to point to it, we can notice it just fine.

What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

A wise man said, "Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy Tide." Get on that, dude.

As far as cross-dressing at gay pride parades go, this is the equivalent of going to Carnegie Hall in sweatpants and a Corona T-shirt.

Check out more of these sweet fashion photoshops over in the via link. You know you want to, dude.