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Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

In the middle of a distinguished career in law, Schmarvey Dent was left horribly disfigured at a frat party and turned to a life of crime.

A wise man said, "Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy Tide." Get on that, dude.

Check out more of these sweet fashion photoshops over in the via link. You know you want to, dude.

As far as cross-dressing at gay pride parades go, this is the equivalent of going to Carnegie Hall in sweatpants and a Corona T-shirt.

He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!