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What's the matter bro? Are you craving my... McNuggies?

Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Check out more of these sweet fashion photoshops over in the via link. You know you want to, dude.

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

Also, protip for models: there is already a large hole in the middle of your shirt. You don't need to point to it, we can notice it just fine.

As far as cross-dressing at gay pride parades go, this is the equivalent of going to Carnegie Hall in sweatpants and a Corona T-shirt.

I mean, Never Say Never, but I don't think this guy is going to marry the Biebs any time soon.

He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

A wise man said, "Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy Tide." Get on that, dude.