bro

He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

Check out more of these sweet fashion photoshops over in the via link. You know you want to, dude.

As far as cross-dressing at gay pride parades go, this is the equivalent of going to Carnegie Hall in sweatpants and a Corona T-shirt.

Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Also, protip for models: there is already a large hole in the middle of your shirt. You don't need to point to it, we can notice it just fine.

In the middle of a distinguished career in law, Schmarvey Dent was left horribly disfigured at a frat party and turned to a life of crime.