bro

Truly, a bro and guidette match for the ages.

A wise man said, "Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy Tide." Get on that, dude.

As far as cross-dressing at gay pride parades go, this is the equivalent of going to Carnegie Hall in sweatpants and a Corona T-shirt.

He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

Also, protip for models: there is already a large hole in the middle of your shirt. You don't need to point to it, we can notice it just fine.

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

In the middle of a distinguished career in law, Schmarvey Dent was left horribly disfigured at a frat party and turned to a life of crime.

I mean, Never Say Never, but I don't think this guy is going to marry the Biebs any time soon.