bike

Bike seats can pinch something awful even with pants. I don't want to know what he's feeling right now.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

Mr. Johnson

OH. MY. GOD. Eye bleach. STAT!

Well, I'd probably be needing to ride the white pony too if I wanted to go out looking like that.

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Unless he was going for some super-sweet box cosplay, I think he failed to dress for the weather.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!