bike

Mr. Johnson

Bike seats can pinch something awful even with pants. I don't want to know what he's feeling right now.

OH. MY. GOD. Eye bleach. STAT!

Unless he was going for some super-sweet box cosplay, I think he failed to dress for the weather.

Well, I'd probably be needing to ride the white pony too if I wanted to go out looking like that.

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.