belt

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

Because fashion.

And I was having such a good day, too.

Why bother with the belt?

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

Can't tell if it's more like a utility belt or a trophy belt.

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.