belt

And I was having such a good day, too.

Can't tell if it's more like a utility belt or a trophy belt.

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

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Because fashion.

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.