belt

Because fashion.

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

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Why bother with the belt?

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

Can't tell if it's more like a utility belt or a trophy belt.

And I was having such a good day, too.