belt

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

And I was having such a good day, too.

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

Because fashion.

Can't tell if it's more like a utility belt or a trophy belt.

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

Why bother with the belt?