beanie

Comes with free bath salts!

I hereby appoint this man with his new title, Epic Dread Man.

Stay warm through Halloween and the rest of the winter with this snuggly beard-and-helmet combo.

Sure, there have been other hats with facial hair, but these are by far the most robust.

Apparently they're handing out Happy Meals stuffed with bear claws.

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