bathing suit

Here it is in swimsuit form.

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.

One too many Hipster Ariel jokes and here we are!

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

... I mean fattest.

I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...