bathing suit

Here it is in swimsuit form.

I mean, why else would I be wearing my hazmat suit to the beach? Jeez!

... I mean fattest.

I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.