bathing suit

... I mean fattest.

I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...

One too many Hipster Ariel jokes and here we are!

Here it is in swimsuit form.

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.

I mean, why else would I be wearing my hazmat suit to the beach? Jeez!

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.