bathing suit

I mean, that beach chair has a person painted on it! Wait...

So the suit is actually from the clothing line Filles à Papa, but feel free to use alternative interpretations.

Here it is in swimsuit form.

... I mean fattest.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

I mean, why else would I be wearing my hazmat suit to the beach? Jeez!