bangs

Nothing quite accentuates the Skrillex-bangs like a good perm.

Hair ripped straight from the pages of a Dr. Seuss book.

And when I say "new wave" I do mean "New Wave." Apparently Boy George is the leading fashion influence of the youth these days.

So relax, it's okay to blink now. You've already made the barber so nervous, he made your hair all crooked.

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE get a haircut.

On second thought, how about hats? Do you like hats? I LOVE hats.

The fact that they've never seen each others' faces probably explains how they've been together as long as they have.