badonk

I mean seriously, your technique is terrible. That window is never getting clean that way.

Why not use the one you already have?

Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

I can't really tell if that weave makes this situation worse or just awesome...

Just brush it off, you'll be fine.