Welcome to high society, with this elegant and classy bacon scarf!
Mmmm bacon.... Whether it's a breakfast food or a late night snack, bacon is just delicious. Made from almost any meat and even tofu, bacon is a versatile food that everyone can enjoy. Whether you're a chewy or crunchy person these bacon memes and laughs will have you craving your favorite all day snack.
Welcome to high society, with this elegant and classy bacon scarf!
"Fair young Barbarian, take with you this Shield of the Bacon, the Carapace of the PBR, and the Blade of the Yeungling! With these, you shall smite the weaker, less WINning of your mortal counterparts and take with you the fullness of glory and honor to Valhalla! GO, GO AND BE VICTORIOUS!"
No matter how conservative you may be you'd still probably ask her to take this off.