baby

I didn't realize the production line in Bjork's "All is Full of Love" music video made equally-creepy backpacks. Go figure.

Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.

But no seriously, the baby needs to hit the beach, take those off.

Touted as "a vest with educational toys for babies that mothers and caregivers can wear anywhere without the toys falling to a dirty floor", you can back the Very Vest on Kickstarter, if you dare.

...but what if you forget your wallet?

That addiction isn't so strange, actually. It's a well-known disorder and the people who suffer from it are called "Lolitas."

Problem?

...and it'll be all ready for those baby showers in a few months.