america

... I mean fattest.

Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

You know, metaphors and stuff.

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

Get it here.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!