america

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.

You know, metaphors and stuff.

Get it here.

These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

Either way, I'm terribly confused.

Shouldn't this only come in plus sizes?