america

I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.

As if it's not bad enough that they're all wearing sweat suits.

He lives just across the street in the Hundred Acre Trailer Park.

You know, metaphors and stuff.

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.