america

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

You know, metaphors and stuff.

Get it here.

As if it's not bad enough that they're all wearing sweat suits.

These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

Shouldn't this only come in plus sizes?