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Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

As if it's not bad enough that they're all wearing sweat suits.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

Either way, I'm terribly confused.

... I mean fattest.

Get it here.

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.