america

Get it here.

As if it's not bad enough that they're all wearing sweat suits.

These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, but that this man is well-endowed by his Creator with rockin' kicks.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

He lives just across the street in the Hundred Acre Trailer Park.