america

Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.

Get it here.

... I mean fattest.

Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!

As if it's not bad enough that they're all wearing sweat suits.

He lives just across the street in the Hundred Acre Trailer Park.

Shouldn't this only come in plus sizes?

What, you thought that we would celebrate American Independence Day on Cheezburger without some truly patriotic cats? You poor, deluded fool.